I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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