he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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