he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
You were trust falling into bushes
Randomize
