More tranny stories later!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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