walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize