I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I want to make a zoo with you.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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