People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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