K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
