It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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