Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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