So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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