Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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