sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The beer is more important than you right now.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
My ass is underappreciated
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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