you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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