summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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