Soap is not a condiment
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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