She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just cut my nipple shaving
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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