Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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