Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I am available for nakedness
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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