4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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