I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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