these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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