There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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