somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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