Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Randomize
