I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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