It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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