hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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