after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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