yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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