But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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