i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
