ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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