I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he fucked my hip out of place.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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