I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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