Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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