he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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