I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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