Buhtt sex?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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