I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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