I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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