butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have aggressive nipples.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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