I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
