Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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