We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
