Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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