Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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