Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I believe in your delicious
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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