Capitaan dildo arrescate!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
There's always time for handjobs
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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