Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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