Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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