Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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