were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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