Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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