Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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