lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize
