ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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